it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite postThis is real in a sense thatmost men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
I might throw up